"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
— Yoda
"Perdon madrecita por mi vida loca."
"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them."
— Dalai Lama
"If you sit down by the river bank and wait long enough, you will see the bodies of your enemies float by."
Sun Tzu
"Women are like Pokemon. You can catch them all. You just need the balls."
— Crig
"I love you, even if there isn’t any me, or any love, or even any life. I love you."
— Zelda Fitzgerald
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."
— Hemingway